You’re such a cute liar. You can’t tell me being a tornado watcher wouldn’t be fun as fuck.
Not if your car got sucked up and you died.
Thank you. Finally someone who has a good sense of fear.
Literally feel like I haven’t eaten all day. Then again, I have been pretty stuck on watching baseball… Either way, I’m hungry. Hashtag starving over here.
You like baseball?!
I can’t say I like them too much.
I thought nobody liked tornadoes, but today I was proved wrong.
Well, I doubt tornadoes are very fond of you.
Tornadoes love me, obviously. The feelings just aren’t mutual.
Oh god, I thought you said tomatoes.
Now, tomatoes are a different story.
Are you or have you ever considered a career in storm chasing? If so, you should probably rethink that consideration.
Actually when I was younger, I liked watching Storm Stories on The Weather Channel. Does that count?