You’re such a cute liar. You can’t tell me being a tornado watcher wouldn’t be fun as fuck.
Not if your car got sucked up and you died.
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Literally feel like I haven’t eaten all day. Then again, I have been pretty stuck on watching baseball… Either way, I’m hungry. Hashtag starving over here.
You like baseball?!

I can’t say I like them too much.
I thought nobody liked tornadoes, but today I was proved wrong.

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Well, I doubt tornadoes are very fond of you.
Tornadoes love me, obviously. The feelings just aren’t mutual.

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Are you or have you ever considered a career in storm chasing? If so, you should probably rethink that consideration.
Actually when I was younger, I liked watching Storm Stories on The Weather Channel. Does that count?

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That would be awesome to see a tornado. Aw, Conor. Are you scared?
Not if you died, and no, I don’t get scared, obviously.

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